Feminists

Greed is Good?

When you think of the trending themes of this presidency and the political fury that has spread onto its followers and opponents, you may think of the following: Republicans are racist, Republicans are fat and rich, Republican extremists are worse than jihadists, Republicans are traditionalist male chauvinist pigs with one hand on their bank accounts and the other on a good woman’s reproductive system and, of course, Republicans are greedy.

And yet with this continued debacle over the Supreme Court’s decision regarding Hobby Lobby and their religious right not to offer coverage for two forms of morning after pills and two forms of IUDs, never before has such a display of greedy been displayed by the side that sees themselves as the least greedy.

Feminists and the extreme left can turn this into a rights violation all they want. Do it until they hyperventilate. It doesn’t change the fact that no one’s rights have been violated except for the ones in their imaginations.

Rights would only have been violated in two ways. 1) Hobby Lobby not only refuses to over coverage for these four items, but denies employment to those who use them. 2) The Supreme Court ruled against Hobby Lobby and said they had no rights, whether religious or not, to not offer coverage for these four items. But, since neither of these actions occurred, no one’s rights have been violated. Scream and shout all you want, but we’re willing to bet that you can’t offer us one instance where rights have been violated.

What this whole argument is about is that users of these four methods of contraception don’t want to pay for it. Not wanting to admit their own greed, they make up stories about the government controlling their reproductive systems and how all women should side with them because this is what’s going on and nothing else. They ignore and twist the facts, use ridiculous scenarios such as Hobby Lobby sells products from China and invest in companies that produce birth control pills and operate heavily on the hypothetical: Well, if Hobby Lobby is allowed to strip our reproductive rights away from us like this, the next thing that will happen is a Muslim-run company will be able to force their employees to wear burkas as part of their religious rights.

Well, you know what they say about operating on a hypothetical. Do that and five million poor people are left without health insurance.

Again, the louder and more dramatic the argument becomes, the less people think. They are so overwhelmed by the idea of possibly being forced to wear Muslim garb and being denied vaccinations that they don’t bother to compare the two and see that apples and oranges are very different.

For starters, having an employee not having coverage for an IUD or morning after pill does not cause a possible health risk to the employee herself nor her coworkers like denying coverage for vaccinations will. Unplanned pregnancy, although viewed by many as a nuisance rather than what it actually is, is not contagious. And, once more, nobody is being forced to do anything if they work for Hobby Lobby where requiring the use of burkas would be.

So it looks like we’re back to you don’t want to pay for it yourself. And, as much as you probably still will continue to wail about your rights being taken away, it seems that the only thing that will make you happy is to take away the rights of the company. You don’t want Hobby Lobby’s religious beliefs to be forced onto you, but it’s more than fine to have your non-religious views forced onto them. Never mind that they offer coverage of 16 forms of birth control – you want it all and you want someone else to pay for it. That’s the very definition of greed.

Wow, you had a corporate CEO hiding inside you all the time and didn’t know it.

Someone had said not to recognize the situations around the world in which women have it far, far worse because that makes women here look like a bunch of crybabies. Sorry to offend, but it does. You’re not even crying over spilled milk at this point. You’re crying over the idea that you might spill your milk.

The sad thing is that there are so many things to fight for in this country with both sides giving birth (no pun intended) to some ridiculous notions. We look forward to the day when abortion and gay marriage are completely off the election table because both should be guaranteed a permanent legal status in this country that cannot be taken away by executive order. But, as long as there are still conservative candidates stuck eras behind the rest of us, why not use your time to plead your case on why abortion is here to stay? Or why two people in love, whether a man and a woman or two men, should always have the ability to celebrate their union and make it official if they want?

Instead, your method of attack is exaggeration, insults and to create a mass hysteria. Sorry to say, but the longer you cling onto this idea that your rights have been taken away from you or that Hobby Lobby is directly interfering with your right to choose, the more ridiculous you look.

If you want to provide us with a legitimate argument on why this decision is going to ruin the lives of women everywhere, our comments section is always open. But if you keep going on with imagined rights violations or theorize “if Hitler #2 was to start a company and refused to hire Jews, would that be ok”, we’re going to continue siding with Hobby Lobby and feel nothing but an enormous amount of pity for how easily manipulated women out there have become.

What a waste of passion.

I Know What You’re Thinking

How did I describe it to people? Oh yeah. Trying to help the repressed see how the Supreme Court’s decision for Hobby Lobby does not prohibit them from obtaining birth control is exhausting. It’s like herding cattle from Napa Valley to Memphis only to realize that I forgot the cattle when I arrived.

If you believed what is being told to you by opponents of the decision, one can expect that all Hobby Lobby employees will be receiving a bible with their next paycheck. Rosaries will be distributed at lunch and each customer will be greeted with a “Praise Jesus” upon entering any one of their locations. New signs will be posted around the store – No Shirt, No Shoes, No Fetus Brewing in the Belly – No Service.

Ok, that’s a ridiculous take on what’s going on out there. Dare I say just as ridiculous as a bunch of sweaty GOP men wickedly wringing their hands and staking claim to a woman’s reproductive system as all members of the female sex are irresponsible, high-libido whores that are desperate for some strong, Republican, Christian testosterone to impregnate them and get ’em back in the kitchen where thinking will be less encouraged by an outside, independent world?

So why is the latter the one that’s believable right now? I guess when you’re also told that right wing extremists are worse than jihadists, all Republicans are racist, white rich men who don’t want people to have health care and hope to smush you underneath the heel of their expensive shoes, the moral hand on the female sexual organs also makes sense. Fortunately on this end, I tend not to allow myself to be brainwashed as easily.

Now that Hobby Lobby is no longer required to pay for over-the-counter medication, idle fingers splash through gallons of possible hypocrisies one might be able to find in order to counteract the women that actually start to think on their own. Hobby Lobby continues to offer 16 forms of birth control despite typical Christian beliefs that are against it, but feel that morning after pills and the IUD – the landmine in your uterus is the other name it’s known as – are related to abortions. It’s a debate that can go on all day, spin in circles, cause many heads to be banged on many walls and go nowhere. We’re never going to agree on religious beliefs.

But the hypocrisy police are working overtime and dug up some things that are rather humorous and, in their eyes, point the finger of shame towards Hobby Lobby. Again, we tend to think a little more at Let’s Play Hairball.

So, Hobby Lobby is hypocritical because many of the items they sell come from China where abortions are performed as a requirement for women in order to control their population. Bad, bad Hobby Lobby for secretly supporting the abortion operations of China all the while making me choke on your cloud of moral incense. Except…

All products, these days, seem to come from China. Even the ones that read “Made in America”? Yes, turn that decorative dish over. You’ll see it was made in China. When you have a nation of people that don’t want to pay much for anything, China is the place that’s more than happy to provide it to us. A huge problem for all Americans for sure. By the way, did you know that Target, Macys and Sears all secretly support and fund forced child labor? Oh, they don’t? They’re actually against it? Then why do their products come from China?

Hobby Lobby invests in companies that manufacture birth control and morning after pills. The evidence is in their list of mutual funds offered through the 401(k). Yep, got me there. God knows what they’re thinking. I’d say revise their 401(k) plan, but then of course the next cry will be that they’re taking away my investment rights. However…

The person writing this worked in the financial industry for some years. In particular, I worked in the 401(k) industry. The company does not tell its employees where to invest their money. Employees are given a list of mutual funds and investment options to choose from and the retirement savings start from there. Yes, Hobby Lobby does match the employee contributions which will also fall into these investment categories, but an employer match is part of the employee’s salary and, therefore, cannot be controlled by the company as to where it goes. Perhaps the announcer of this scandal was preying upon people’s lack of knowledge when it comes to 401(k) plans, but it was followed by the “oh yeahs” and “what hypocrites”. Gee, now that we know a fraction of your own investment with Hobby Lobby’s money goes into pharmaceutical companies, I wonder if it goes into other companies that don’t support abortion or gay rights? I bet it does, but you just never looked before…

Here’s a beautiful freedom that we all have. Go work somewhere else. Companies are not run by the employees, but by the owners and management and I realize that it’s a tough pill to swallow. But, seriously, why would you want to work for a company that pays you a high minimum wage of $14 an hour when they can’t be forced into accepting what you believe? You can stay and whine, but I hope you’re okay with being the victim all of your life. Stronger people will say screw this, I’m working elsewhere. I know what you’re going to say – the job market is bad.

Really? I thought I read about all of these wonderful positions that have been created under the Obama administration. Where are they?

Speaking of Comments…

CNN.com deleted mine.  Can you believe it?  Here I am, having a nice, friendly debate with someone over Obamacare’s success or lack thereof in my opinion and our discussion is gone.  Poof!  Never existed.  No unfriendly words were exchanged.  Nothing rude.  No one called the other stupid, incredibly stupid or Queen of the Land of Stupids.  He/She had her stance and I had mine.  I asked he/she to send some links so I can read about their talking points (because fairness can only exist when both sides are researched), he/she did and I managed to secure these links before the hand of CNN.com came down and wiped these comments away.  So much for freedom of speech.  I guess it’s only reserved for neo-nazis.

To Hops7363 – not sure if when I mentioned that I ran a blog that your curiosity got the better of you, but if it had, I want you to know that your comments and insight are always welcome here at Hairball.  If you are so inclined, even send me a guest blog post at letsplayhairball@gmail.com and we will be happy to post it.  You don’t have to agree with what we write here.  Give us your opinion, let’s hash it out and learn from each other.

That goes for everyone.  Different views are what makes the world go ’round.  Guest posts are encouraged!

As for you, CNN.com – you can’t delete what is written here.  Sorry that you found our comments to each other as threatening to your agenda.

In other news…

I found where I can watch Honor Diaries – a documentary about the atrocities towards Muslim women in the Middle East.  We will be purchasing it from iTunes next week as we have become increasingly curious about the supposed anti-Islam message it delivers, apparently powerful enough to warrant a cancellation of the screening at the University of Michigan, Dearborn.

If this documentary is going to promote Islamophobia, I vote to ban Schindler’s List because it may promote Germanophobia, 12 Years a Slave because it may promote Causcasionophobia, Amistad due to looming Europeanophobia and The Accused for it has been previously linked to Drunkasshorndogmanophobia.

Feminists, where are you now?  I realize that, in this country, my personal liberties have been strangled due to lack of employer coverage for my morning after pill by a religious group we can insult freely (Christians), but why is it when a man slices up a woman’s genitals and throws acid in her face, we must turn a blind eye to the violence and not offend a Muslim’s religious beliefs or practices? We’ll let these women live in fear with broken bones and dismembered faces caused by men, but wave our feminist flags because we love birth control!

CAIR (Council on American-Islamic Relations) not only missed the boat on this opportunity, but have stood back and fired rockets at it, cheering as it sank.  We agree that there is a certain degree of Islamophobia that exists in this country due to September 11, 2001 and other terrorist attacks.  It’s a shame that good-hearted Muslims in America are always linked to the extremist ones elsewhere in the world.  I imagine that you came to this country looking for a better life for you and your family.  Indeed, you needed to escape the brutalities of your homeland in order to nurture your inner voices and personal successes.  We salute you and the bravery you displayed in making the journey to a strange and, sometimes, unforgiving place.

What we won’t salute is how quickly you forget your roots and, where as you were fortunate enough to leave, many other women cannot and will never know anything but terror, bruises and permanent scars.  We haven’t seen the film yet, but we know it features nine incredibly strong women, fighting for their human rights in a nation that doesn’t want to hear it.  Rather than tolerating and making excuses for the negative and unforgivable, you should be embracing and celebrating the heroics of these women of Muslim faith for standing up for what they believe in despite the harshest of criticisms and physical abuse.

We say again, MUSLIM women.  The members of CAIR should try saying these words to themselves 50 times a day.  If their sympathies continue to be overshadowed by a reluctance to condemn this horror so as not to offend the thin-skinned cowards with whips and rocks, then we’re going to conclude that the only ones that are Islamophobic are the members of CAIR.

– the cats’ Mommy